5 Uses For A Girlfriend

1. Girlfriends are good for cuddles in general and especially when you need sympathy. Also for the occasional BJ (Blonde Joke)

2. Girlfriends are good for doing the whole crappy family stuff with/for you.

3. Girlfriends are good for regular SEX (Saliva EXchange - great to kiss)

4. Girlfriends are a good excuse for not having to spend the afternoon with the boys when they're doing something you don't wanna do.

5. Girlfriends are good for helping to spend your money when you accumulate too much of it in the bank and need to spend some.

Yep ladies, I'm pretty sure that's 5 things more than the uses you get out of boyfriends.

So... wanna be my girlfriend? :) *double blink*